THEDADABASE centralized. dadified. terrible.
+ Submit a Joke

Browse Dad Jokes

// filtered by #Pun-Ishing — 11
Bad rainbows go to prism, but it tends to be a light sentence. It's just enough time for them to reflect on what they did.
★ ★ ★ ★
Crime Pun-Ishing Science
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I dunno what they laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!
★ ★ ★ ★
Clothing Crime Pun-Ishing
Brad was spreading a rumor about butter. I wasn't not going to spread it, but I hear they're making jokes now about fake butter; Brad says they're margarinally better than butter jokes. How dairy!
★ ★ ★ ★
FoodAndDrinks Pun-Ishing
The ghost of a chicken is haunting me! I think it's a poultrygeist. I'm going to need an eggsorcist to help this fowl spirit cross to the other side.
★ ★ ★ ★
Animals Pun-Ishing
My girlfriend was sick of my hair puns, and I finally had enough. I couldn't brush it off, so I parted ways with her, leaving her stranded.
★ ★ ★ ★
Pun-Ishing Relationships
Some people wonder why cows have hooves instead of feet. It's because they lack toes. (Some people like this joke, others are intolerant of it and find it udderly useless. They don't find it amoosing at all.)
★ ★ ★ ★
Animals Medical Pun-Ishing
Growing up, my school had a cyclops as a teacher. He only had one pupil. (I think you saw where that one was going.)
★ ★ ★ ★
Fantasy Learning Pun-Ishing School
I was riding down the road with a friend when we saw a deer with no eyes. He asked, "Do you know what you call that kind of deer?" I said, "No eye deer." A few miles later, we saw a deer with no eyes and no legs. "Do you know what you call that kind of deer?" He asked. I replied, "Still no eye deer."
★ ★ ★ ★
Animals Medical Pun-Ishing
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (Only a fraction of people will get that.)
★ ★ ★ ★
Math Pun-Ishing
I heard my herbs would grow faster if I play them music. So I played Elvis Parsely everyday. That was sage advice.
★ ★ ★ ★
FoodAndDrinks Plants Pun-Ishing
My wife is addicted to IKEA. She's really showing stock-home syndrome. It was pretty obvious once I put it together.
★ ★ ★ ★
Furniture Pun-Ishing Relationships Shopping