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My wife thinks our kids are spoiled, but I think all kids smell like that.
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I heard Oxygen went on a date with Potassium. It went OK.
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6:30 is my favorite time on the old face clocks, hand down.
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If the number 666 is all evil, then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.
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Grasshoppers apparently aren't fans of baseball, they prefer cricket instead.
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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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I use to hate facial hair, but then it started to grow on me.
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So I started raising racing deer. I'm really hoping to make a quick buck.
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What ever you do, don't spell "part" backwards: It's a Trap!
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The Chinese man who invented the camera lens has passed away. Rest in piece, Zoo Min.
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Today a man with a stutter was convicted and sentenced to prison for life, but his victims are worried he won't finish his sentence.
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I asked my priest if I can get Holy Water in a vaccine form, but he told me I'm not allowed to take the Lord's name in vein.
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