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So I started raising racing deer. I'm really hoping to make a quick buck.

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What ever you do, don't spell "part" backwards: It's a Trap!

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The Chinese man who invented the camera lens has passed away. Rest in piece, Zoo Min.

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Today a man with a stutter was convicted and sentenced to prison for life, but his victims are worried he won't finish his sentence.

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I asked my priest if I can get Holy Water in a vaccine form, but he told me I'm not allowed to take the Lord's name in vein.

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Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

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I got new glasses recently. I think it gives me a lot of specs appeal.

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My lettuce got angry with me and said, "Oh kale no!"

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Most people don't realize Gaston is the most recognized Disney villain. He is the winner of the No Belle Prize.

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I got robbed by six dwarves yesterday. Not Happy.

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Never trust a train, they have locomotives.

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Fish are the easiest creature to weigh. They have built-in scales.

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