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I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
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Relationships BetterOutLoud
I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
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OneLiner Relationships
I told my wife she needs to start embracing her mistakes, so she gave me a hug.
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OneLiner Relationships
My wife asked me to stop singing "I'm a Believer" by The Monkees. She said it was annoying her. At first, I thought she was kidding. Then I saw her face....
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Music Relationships
I had a woman ask me if I wanted to go out for dinner. I told her I was married. She reminded me she is my wife. I told her I make no exceptions.
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Classic Relationships
My wife told me I was being immature last night. So I made her get out of my pillow fort.
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Kids Relationships
Keep a picture of my wife and daughter in my wallet so I can remember why I have no money in it.
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Money Relationships
I tripped over my wife's bra last night. It was a booby trap
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Clothing Relationships
My girlfriend was sick of my hair puns, and I finally had enough. I couldn't brush it off, so I parted ways with her, leaving her stranded.
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Pun-Ishing Relationships
I don't date tennis players. Love means nothing to them.
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Relationships Sports
I asked my wife if I was the only one she ever dated. She said, "Yeah, the others were all nines and tens."
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Classic Relationships
Some say I married my wife for her looks. But it certainly wasn't for the look she's giving me right now!
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OneLiner Relationships