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Today I found out most doctors don't consider babies born at home to be considered "deliveries." They say if the child is born at home, then it's not delivery. It's Digiorno.
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FoodAndDrinks Kids Medical
Sent my hearing aids in for repairs 3wks ago. Haven't heard anything since.
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Medical OneLiner
My realtor started therapy because they couldn't get closure.
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Medical Work
My sister was dumped last week by her boyfriend. So she stole his wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
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Crime Medical
Dogs can't run MRI machines, but catscan.
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Animals Medical
My daughter was in a peek-a-boo accident last night. Had to take her to the ICU.
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Kids Medical
You know Julie Andrews? She once bought a cheap but vibrant lipstick, and it fell apart on her. Gave her bad breath. Her super color fragile lipstick gave her halitosis.
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Medical Movies
I had to go see the doctor today. I'm able to see into the future. He asked me how long I've been experiencing these symptoms, and I told him, "Since next Tuesday."
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Medical SciFi
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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Medical OneLiner
My friend hired a nanny who's an anti-vaxxer. Her name was Mrs. Doubt Pfizer
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Medical Movies
My sail boat was sick, so I took it to the boat doc.
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Medical Travel
My friend had cancer, so they surgically removed his left side. He's all right now.
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Medical OneLiner