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I lost three fingers on my dominant hand. I asked the doc if I'd still be about to write with it. He replied, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."

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Did you know that you're born with four kidneys? But as you get older, two of them turn into adult-knees.

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Medical BetterOutLoud

It seems there's a lot of news about bird flu going around, but I thought birds were supposed to fly?

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Animals Medical BetterOutLoud

I asked my priest if I can get Holy Water in a vaccine form, but he told me I'm not allowed to take the Lord's name in vein.

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Medical OneLiner Religion

About three years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him sense.

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Disability Medical Time

80% of bald people own a comb. They just can't part with it.

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FunFact Medical

Parents need to remember that children are mostly invincible, they can only take minor damage.

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Family Kids Medical

I went to my doctor and told him I think I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

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Medical OneLiner

I think I have an addiction to apples, but I can't seem to find a doctor who will see me.

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Addiction FoodAndDrinks Medical

My chameleon is no longer changing colors! In think he's got reptile disfunction.

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Animals Bathroom Medical

I went to TheDadaBase.lol, and I think my computer caught a virus! It's been groaning ever sense! The technician says despite it being byte-sized humor, it was still hard to process. If I'm not careful, the excessive eye rolling could cause corny-a damage, and the dad-a corruption could be terminal!

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Medical Meta Pun-Ishing SelfDeprecation Technology

Scientists have now found a way to take a person's consciousness and swap it with someone else's! It's true! No really, and don't you DARE try to change my mind!

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