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Did you know ghouls and demons often hang out together? Apparently, demons are a ghouls best friend.
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What has five toes, but isn't your foot? MY foot!
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I swallowed a bunch of synonyms. I got thesaurus throat I ever had
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My wife asked me, "How do I look?" I got really concerned and told her, "With your eyes."
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