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I want to take cyber security more seriously. So, I'm going to change all my passwords to "Kenny." That way, I'll have all Kenny Loggins.
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I heard the alternate-universe Spiderman did really well on his driving test. It turns out he was a great parallel Parker.
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What ever you do, don't spell "part" backwards: It's a Trap!
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Most people don't realize Gaston is the most recognized Disney villain. He is the winner of the No Belle Prize.
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Is laughing out loud even aloud in Hawaii? Or is more appropriate for just an aloha?
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I got robbed by six dwarves yesterday. Not Happy.
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When I talk to people who speak Spanish, I like to use the word "Mucho," because I know it means a lot to them.
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A Spanish magician told his audience he'd make himself disappear on the count of three. "Uno, dos, ...." And he disappeared without a tres.
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I heard a celebrity chef recently died. He pasta way. You know, as people, we cannoli do so much, and ultimately we'd like for our legacy to become a pizza history. In the end, we all run out of thyme.
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I went in for a job interview at IKEA, and the manager told me to come in and make a seat.
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Police are reporting they've arrested the Energizer Bunny. He's being charged with battery.
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Julie Andrews once bought a vibrant cheap lipstick that fell apart on her and gave her bad breath. Her super color fragile lipstick gave her halitosis.
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