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The older I get, the more I think Monsters Inc is right: Take the energy from the children!
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Culture Kids Movies
Watch out for that group of mimes - they do unspeakable things!
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Crime Culture
Gingers drive Kia's because it's the only way they can have a soul.
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Cars Culture OneLiner
Given his life experiences, most people think Forrest Gump was part of the Boomer generation. But he would tell you he's part of Gen A.
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Culture Movies
Most people think a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet is the letter R. But anyone who truly knows the pirate life knows a pirate's true love is the C.
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Culture Pirate
I saw an emo accopella group yesterday called Self Harmony
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Culture Music
I thought maybe psychics wore special pants. Turns out they wear a paranormal pants.
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Clothing Culture
My friend got a tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character. You should have seen the Luke on his face!
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Culture Movies SciFi
I don't care Disney lied about my Prince Charming. What upsets me is all the woodland creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house!
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Culture Movies
Some people say Steve Jobs would have been a better President than Donald Trump, but that's comparing apples and oranges.
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Culture Technology
It was about time I got around to watching that documentary about clocks.
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Culture Technology Time
Why did the vampire suck at art? Because it could only draw blood.
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Culture Holidays