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Grasshoppers apparently aren't fans of baseball, they prefer cricket instead.
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Animals OneLiner Sports
I heard an experience elephant broke out of the circus. It turns out he was tired of working for peanuts.
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Animals FoodAndDrinks Work
So I started raising racing deer. I'm really hoping to make a quick buck.
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Animals Money OneLiner Sports
Before they invented crowbars, crows would typically drink alone.
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I found out why birds fly south for the winter. It's apparently faster than walking.
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Animals Travel
It seems there's a lot of news about bird flu going around, but I thought birds were supposed to fly?
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Animals Medical BetterOutLoud
Fish are the easiest creature to weigh. They have built-in scales.
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Animals OneLiner
I saw a dead fly on a window sill. I guess now it's a flew.
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Animals Classic Funeral OneLiner
I recently got a pet tree. It's a lot like a dog, but the bark is much quieter.
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Animals Classic Plants Nature
I'm a "Catch and Release" fisherman. Mostly because they release themselves before I can catch them.
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Animals Sports
When a bee landed near some sushi, the sushi said, "Wasabi?"
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Animals Classic FoodAndDrinks OneLiner
Do you know why you never see pigs hiding in trees? Because they can't actually get in trees.
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Animals FunFact Nature