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People who take care of chickens are literally Chicken Tenders.
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Animals Deepthoughts FoodAndDrinks OneLiner
Ag scientists recently tried to reclassify cows that can't produce milk as 'milk duds,' but that proposal turned out to be an udder failure.
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Animals Science
You know the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's a little lighter.
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Animals FunFact
My dog a pile of Scrabble tiles last night! I took him to the vet. No word yet.
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Animals OneLiner
I made fish tacos last night, but the fish just ignored them and swam away.
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Animals FoodAndDrinks
Dogs can't run MRI machines, but catscan.
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Animals Medical
A bear says to a bartender, "I'll take a rum... and Coke." Bartender asks, "What's with the pause?" The bear replies, "I was born with them."
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Animals Classic
I found a dog that can do magic! I think it's a labra-ca-dabra-dor.
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Animals OneLiner
Today I found out fish can break dance. But only for about 30 seconds, and only one time, but still...
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Animals OneLiner
While touring around Niagara Falls, we spotted a moose. We asked or tour guide if it has a name, but the guide didn't know. So I guess it was an anony-moose.
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Animals Travel
Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys? Although, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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Animals FoodAndDrinks
Did you know Beethoven had chickens? Yeah, but he got rid of them, because all they would say is, "Bach Bach Bach."
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Animals Music