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Bad rainbows go to prism, but it tends to be a light sentence. It's just enough time for them to reflect on what they did.
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Crime Pun-Ishing Science
I saw a news story where someone has been stealing tires directly off police cars while they're parked at night. Police have been working tire-lessly to catch him.
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Cars Crime
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. That poor man....
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Crime World
A kidnappers favorite shoes: white vans.
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Classic Crime OneLiner
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I dunno what they laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!
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Clothing Crime Pun-Ishing
Watch out for that group of mimes - they do unspeakable things!
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Crime Culture
So many people have told me I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson, and those people are called witnesses.
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Crime Deepthoughts
You know the wax treatment place down the street is getting sued? Apparently it's a complete rip-off .
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Crime OneLiner
Yesterday, I saw a burglar kick in his own door. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied, "Working from home."
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Crime Work
My sister was dumped last week by her boyfriend. So she stole his wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
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Crime Medical
Someone stole all my energy drinks. I don't know how they sleep at night.
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Crime FoodAndDrinks
My neighbor was arrested for stealing 50 bars of soap! They couldn't prosecute him, though. His hands were clean.
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Crime OneLiner