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Most Americans don't seem to know what comes after USA is USB.
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Geography Technology
Australia's biggest export is the boomerang. It's also their biggest import.
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Business Geography
Egyptians will swear there are no alligators in their country. But I think they're in de-Nile.
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Animals Geography BetterOutLoud
How do you make sure your plans never go south? Go East, West, or North instead.
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FunFact Geography Travel
In England, they're called "lifts." In America, they call them "Elevators." People truly are just raised differently. But those linguistic differences really push some people's buttons. I guess word choices really do have their ups and down. (I guess this joke works on multiple levels. I hope it elevates your spirit!)
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Buildings Geography Meta Pun-Ishing Words
Most people think french fries were cooked in France. Nope, they were cooked in Greece.
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FastFood FoodAndDrinks Geography
I went to a halloween party last night dressed as a globe. I didn't talk to anyone, though. I was in my own little world.
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Geography Halloween
The folks in Dubai don't really like The Flintstones, but those in Abudabi do.
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Culture Geography