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The creator of the heat index died recently. He was 87, but felt like 102.
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Funeral
So exactly how much kindness does it take to kill a person? Because I only have so much kindness left, but a really long list of people....
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Deepthoughts Funeral Relationships
The Chinese man who invented the camera lens has passed away. Rest in piece, Zoo Min.
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Funeral OneLiner BetterOutLoud
I heard the local auctioneer passed away. He was somewhere around 40, 40, 45, 50, 55, 55.
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Funeral Work
I saw a dead fly on a window sill. I guess now it's a flew.
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Animals Classic Funeral OneLiner
I heard a celebrity chef recently died. He pasta way. You know, as people, we cannoli do so much, and ultimately we'd like for our legacy to become a pizza history. In the end, we all run out of thyme.
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Culture FoodAndDrinks Funeral Pun-Ishing
My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep, unlike the passengers in his car.
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Cars Family Funeral
Rest in peace boiled water. You will be mist.
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Classic Funeral Science
The man who stole my journal recently died. My thoughts are with his family.
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Crime Family Funeral
The last things to stop working when you die is your pupils. They dilate.
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Deepthoughts Funeral Science BetterOutLoud
I was at a funeral the other day, when someone stood up to say a word: "Earth." "Thanks," said the widow, "That means the world to me." Someone else stood up and said, "Bargain," The widow nodded and said, "That means a great deal."
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I heard the guy who invented autocorrect died recently. Restaurant in peace. He's in a butter place.
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Funeral Technology