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I was at a funeral the other day, when someone stood up to say a word: "Earth." "Thanks," said the widow, "That means the world to me." Someone else stood up and said, "Bargain," The widow nodded and said, "That means a great deal."

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Funeral

I heard the guy who invented autocorrect died recently. Restaurant in peace. He's in a butter place.

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Funeral Technology

Police have confirmed the man who tragically fell from the roof of an eighteenth floor night club was NOT a bouncer.

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Crime Funeral

Collection: Velcro

I heard the maker of Velcro died recently. Rip.

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Clothing Funeral OneLiner