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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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What ever you do, don't spell "part" backwards: It's a Trap!
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Culture OneLiner Words
I got new glasses recently. I think it gives me a lot of specs appeal.
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Clothing OneLiner Words
When I talk to people who speak Spanish, I like to use the word "Mucho," because I know it means a lot to them.
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If you're not a dad, then sharing these jokes would be a true faux pa.
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Classic Meta OneLiner Words
If someone steals uranium, does it then become theiranium?
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Deepthoughts OneLiner Words
I find it interesting that "muffins" spelled backwards is the action you do when you take them out of the oven.
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Deepthoughts FoodAndDrinks OneLiner Words
Most people don't know billboards can speak. That's probably because they speak through sign language.
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Business Words
After having a bad day, my wife tried to give me a silver lining, reminding me that it's not so bad: I could be stuck in a hole underground filled with water. I know she meant well.
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I made up a word that made it into the dictionary: Plagiarism!
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My teacher asked for a sentence using "details," "defense," and "defeat." So I submitted, "When a dog jumps over defence, defeat go first, then detail."
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Kids Learning School Words
Its always hard to explain metaphors to thieves because they are always taking everything, literally.
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