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I bought a thesaurus yesterday, but when I got home all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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Books Learning OneLiner Words
I swallowed a bunch of synonyms. I got thesaurus throat I ever had
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Learning Medical Words
My friend Mark stole my dictionary and ran down the street. I hollered after him, "Mark! My words!"
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Crime Relationships Words
While at Walmart last night, I walked past a guy saying, "1, 3, 5, 7, 9... 1, 3, 5, 7, 9..." over and over. I thought, "That's odd..."
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Math Shopping Words
Some woman came up to me today and said she knew me from a vegan group. Which was really weird because I’ve never met herbivore.
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FoodAndDrinks Words
A pile of cats is called a meowtain.
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Animals Deepthoughts Words