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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
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Buildings Classic Fear OneLiner
My front door knob has become loose and needs to be replaced. I've never done this kind of repair before, but I'm sure I can handle it.
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Buildings Tools
I've got a fear of elevators. So I'm taking steps to avoid them.
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Buildings Fear
I once bought a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
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Animals Buildings
When I moved into an igloo, my friend threw me a house warming party. Now I'm homeless.
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Buildings Relationships Science
If you ever get locked out of your house, just talk to your lock calmly. After all, communication is key.
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Buildings Relationships
A farmer moved his wifi router to his barn. Now he has stable wifi.
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Buildings Farm OneLiner Technology
He thought about adding running water to the barn, but that's probably just a pipe dream.
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Buildings OneLiner