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So I started raising racing deer. I'm really hoping to make a quick buck.
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Animals Money OneLiner Sports
When I was a kid, you could go into a store with one dollar, and then come out with a drink, four candy bars, a bag of chips, and some gum. But today? There's cameras everywhere!
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Crime Money Time
My wife says I'm the cheapest man alive. I'm not buying it.
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Money Relationships
It was raining coins today. We're really starting to see the product of climate change.
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Environmental Money Nature
Inflation is even taking the cost of balloons sky high!
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Money Pun-Ishing Shopping
This year I'm finally going to sign up for the 401k. I've got to start training now because I've never run that far before.
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Money OneLiner Sports Work
I used to create and sell paintings of Moses. Sales weren't great, but it was enough to make a prophet.
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Bible Money
I Keep a picture of my wife and daughter in my wallet so I can remember why I have no money in it.
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Family Money Relationships
I used to wonder how much it cost Santa to park his sleigh. Then I realized it cost him nothing; it's on the house.
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Christmas Money
I was at the bank and saw an old lady who was having trouble with the ATM. She said she just wanted to check her balance. So I pushed her over. I just wanted to help.
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Crime Money
What do you call a poor Santa Claus? Saint Nickel-less
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Christmas Money
I checked my insurance policy and am really worried! If our blankets get stolen in the middle of the night, we won't be covered!
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Crime Money