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I used to create and sell paintings of Moses. Sales weren't great, but it was enough to make a prophet.
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Bible Money
Keep a picture of my wife and daughter in my wallet so I can remember why I have no money in it.
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Money Relationships
I used to wonder how much it cost Santa to park his sleigh. Then I realized it cost him nothing; it's on the house.
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Holidays Money
I was at the bank and saw an old lady who was having trouble with the ATM. She said she just wanted to check her balance. So I pushed her over. I just wanted to help.
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Crime Money
What do you call a poor Santa Claus? Saint Nickel-less
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Holidays Money
I checked my insurance policy and am really worried! If our blankets get stolen in the middle of the night, we won't be covered!
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Crime Money
A slice of pie costs $3.75 in Jamaica, 3.40 in Bermuda, and $4.25 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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Culture Money Pirate
A shopkeeper fought off a robber with just a pricing gun. The police have a suspect in mind. There's a price on his head.
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Business Crime Money
I'm not saying I'm out of shape, but I bought some broccoli yesterday and my bank flagged it as fraud.
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Medical Money Shopping
I'm not saying I'm out of shape, but I bought some broccoli yesterday and my bank flagged it as fraud.
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Fitness FoodAndDrinks Money
I forgot to pay my exorcists! I'm worried I'm going to get re-possessed!
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Money
I just bought 50 baby chicks from a farm. They were going cheep!
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Animals Farm Money