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Try not to surprise the undead or they'll be aghast.
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Beware when the Kraken is hungry, his favorite food is fish and ships.
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Our party was worried there might be mimic nearby, but our table assure us we were perfectly safe.
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Monks don't eat before a race, they fast.
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Never disarm a fighter because that's when things really get out of hand.
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Dragons really dont like to ear paladins, they taste just lawful.
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Wizards just don't get the era of digital currency, they're still using spell checks.
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The most legendary magic material only heard of in epic tales of heros and gods is Myth-ral.
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The longest first level magic spell is Friends. It lasts about 10 seasons.
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No one trust a bard because they are always sneaking around with a lyre.
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Turns out the leading cause of death for RPG characters is the RPG players.
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Most people don't know the best way to hold your place in a spell book is with a magic marker.
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