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I asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."
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Books Fear
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I'm not so sure, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
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Books OneLiner
I'm currently reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is gonna happen; I can just feel it.
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Books Fear
A pile of books fell on me the other day. I only have my shelf to blame.
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Books OneLiner SelfDeprecation
I bought a cheese grader for a blind friend. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he's ever read .
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Books Disability
I tried making reservations at the library, but they're completely booked.
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Books IHadAJokeBut
My wife asked me for a bookmark. After all these years, and she thinks my name is Mark.
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Books Relationships
I bought a thesaurus yesterday, but when I got home all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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Books Learning OneLiner Words
I went to the library the other day for a book on turtles. "Hardback?" the librarian asked. "Yeah," I said, "and they got little heads, too.
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Animals Books
When my wife found my witch and lion plushies in my wardrobe, she asked why they were there. I told her, "It's Narnia business!"
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Books Clothing Relationships Toys
I went to the backyard to read. I told my kids to come get me in 15 minutes so we can do our chores. I've been reading peacefully now for two hours.
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Books Deepthoughts FunFact Kids