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I thought my new job in garbage collection was going to have training. Apparently, they expect you to pick it up as you go along.
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Work
Most people get shocked when they find out I'm not an electrician.
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FunFact OneLiner Work
Back in MY day, my boss paid me under the table. He was a short man; couldn't reach over it.
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OneLiner Work
My boss offered an invisible man a job. But the invisible Man turned the job down. He just couldn't see himself doing it.
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SciFi Work
Did you hear what happened to the bullet? He was fired!
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Weapons Work
If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
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Music Work
Old McDonald just hired me to help run his farm. I'm the new CIEIO!
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Farm Music Work
The new whiteboard is remarkable!
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OneLiner Work
My realtor started therapy because they couldn't get closure.
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Medical Work
I asked my mortgage broker why he always ate lunch by himself. Turns out it's because he's a loaner.
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OneLiner Work
Yesterday, I saw a burglar kick in his own door. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied, "Working from home."
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Crime Work
The scarecrow won an award for being outstanding in his field.
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Classic Work