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I just quit my terrible job at the candy store. So long, suckers!
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I started hiding from my boss at work. I heard him looking for me and mumbling about how good employees are hard to find. So I guess I'm doing it right. I'm hoping to get that promotion soon.
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I met a fireman the other day. He also speaks Spanish. He has two sons named José and Hose B.
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I heard the local auctioneer passed away. He was somewhere around 40, 40, 45, 50, 55, 55.
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My candle just handed me it's resignation letter. It said it was burnt out.
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I got a job making plastic Draculas, but there's only two of us doing this. So I have to make every second Count.
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I'm convinced all my haters must work in a movie theater, because they're clearly projecting.
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Whenever a lumberjack cuts down a tree, he adds a tally to his log.
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The construction workers had issues, but they hammered them out.
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I always found the shovel to be a ground breaking invention. However, it was the wheel that got things rolling. But best of all, it was the broom that truly swept the nations!
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I used to work at a recycling plant crushing cans, but I didn't last long. The work was soda pressing.
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My boss told me I'm the worst train conductor he's every seen. "How many trains have you derailed this year?" "I don't know. I lost track."
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