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Most people don't realize how hard it is for women to work in the postal service; it's such a mail dominated industry!
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I heard an experience elephant broke out of the circus. It turns out he was tired of working for peanuts.
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I just quit my terrible job at the candy store. So long, suckers!
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I met a fireman the other day. He also speaks Spanish. He has two sons named José and Hose B.
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I heard the local auctioneer passed away. He was somewhere around 40, 40, 45, 50, 55, 55.
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My candle just handed me it's resignation letter. It said it was burnt out.
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I got a job making plastic Draculas, but there's only two of us doing this. So I have to make every second Count.
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I'm convinced all my haters must work in a movie theater, because they're clearly projecting.
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Whenever a lumberjack cuts down a tree, he adds a tally to his log.
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The construction workers had issues, but they hammered them out.
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