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The older I get, the more I think Monsters Inc is right: Take the energy from the children!
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Culture Kids Movies
I saw Captain Hook at Goodwill this weekend. Not too surprising given it's a second hand store.
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Movies Shopping
Given his life experiences, most people think Forrest Gump was part of the Boomer generation. But he would tell you he's part of Gen A.
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Culture Movies
There's this movie coming out soon about hillbillies. I can't wait for the trailer.
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Movies OneLiner
You know Julie Andrews? She once bought a cheap but vibrant lipstick, and it fell apart on her. Gave her bad breath. Her super color fragile lipstick gave her halitosis.
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Medical Movies
My friend hired a nanny who's an anti-vaxxer. Her name was Mrs. Doubt Pfizer
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Medical Movies
Freddy Krueger was late for work last night. Traffic was a Nightmare on Elm Street
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Movies OneLiner
My friend got a tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character. You should have seen the Luke on his face!
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Culture Movies SciFi
I don't care Disney lied about my Prince Charming. What upsets me is all the woodland creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house!
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Culture Movies
You know why Chewbacca had a hard time finding a house? He was looking in Alderaan places. What a wookie mistake!
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Movies SciFi
David Hasselhoff started going by "The Hoff" because he wanted less hassle in his life
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Culture Movies
I watched a movie about a fridge lost in space. It was a real Sci-Fi chiller
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Movies SciFi