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Priests make holy water by boiling the hell out of it.
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Classic FunFact OneLiner Religion
Most people get shocked when they find out I'm not an electrician.
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FunFact OneLiner Work
Remember, the existence of silly putty implies the existence of a serious putty. I believe that serious putty to be c4.
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FunFact Toys Weapons
Study's show that people with more birthdays live longer.
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Deepthoughts FunFact
You know the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's a little lighter.
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Animals FunFact
What has five toes, but isn't your foot? MY foot!
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FunFact OneLiner
Today I saw a billboard with the word “BAD” on it. It's not a good sign.
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FunFact OneLiner
You need to be comfortable in your own skin, because it's illegal to wear someone else's.
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Crime Deepthoughts FunFact
If you put a funny bone into some hot water, it becomes a laughing stock. That's kind of humerus isn't it?
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FoodAndDrinks FunFact Medical
I took one of those DNA tests and it turns out I'm a studmuffin. But it seems I'm only 25% stud and 75% muffin.
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FoodAndDrinks FunFact Science
You know how sports teams often throw the winning ball into the crowd after the game? Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
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FunFact Sports
I went to the backyard to read. I told my kids to come get me in 15 minutes so we can do our chores. I've been reading peacefully now for two hours.
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Books Deepthoughts FunFact Kids