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I was thinking how weird it would be if trees pooped. Then I got scared because I realized we already have #2 pencils!
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Bathroom Deepthoughts Plants
Spring is hear! I got so excited I wet my plants!
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Bathroom Plants Time
Did you hear about the new movie Constipation? It's a Part 2, but it hasn't come out yet. I think it's going to be crappy.
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Bathroom Culture Movies PunIshing
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? *Gasp* So it WAS you!
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Bathroom OneLiner
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!
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Bathroom Medical