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Went to Dunkin yesterday. Surprised there weren't any basketball players....
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FastFood Shopping Sports
Got home last night and found my wife on ebay. If she's still there when I get home today, I'll lower the price.
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Shopping Technology
I saw Captain Hook at Goodwill this weekend. Not too surprising given it's a second hand store.
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Movies Shopping
Cashier asked me if I wanted my milk in a bag. I told him, "No, just leave it in the jug."
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FoodAndDrinks Shopping
Some guy stopped me on the street, and tried to sell me a casket! I told him that's the LAST thing I'll ever need!
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Deepthoughts Shopping
I was walking through a store one day when a woman yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?!" I looked at her and said, "I'll do you one better; I know the entire Alphabet!" Everyone thought that was funny, except for one guy.
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Learning Medical Shopping
My wife got upset with me the other day. She said I never bought her flowers. But to be fair, I didn't know she sold flowers.
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Business Classic Plants Relationships Shopping
I bought me a mood ring to better understand my emotions. Then somebody stole it. I don't know how I feel about that.
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Crime Shopping
I went shopping at a furniture store the other day, and now they won't stop calling me. All I wanted was one nightstand.
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Furniture Relationships Shopping
I'm not saying I'm out of shape, but I bought some broccoli yesterday and my bank flagged it as fraud.
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Medical Money Shopping
While at Walmart last night, I walked past a guy saying, "1, 3, 5, 7, 9... 1, 3, 5, 7, 9..." over and over. I thought, "That's odd..."
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Math Shopping Words
My wife is addicted to IKEA. She's really showing stock-home syndrome. It was pretty obvious once I put it together.
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Furniture Pun-Ishing Relationships Shopping