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I saw a news story where someone has been stealing tires directly off police cars while they're parked at night. Police have been working tire-lessly to catch him.
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Cars Crime
Gingers drive Kia's because it's the only way they can have a soul.
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Cars Culture OneLiner
I drank a bit too much at a party last night, so I took a cab home. There was a police blockade on the way, but they waved my cab through, to my relief and shock. I've never driven a cab, and I don't even know where I got it, or what to do with it now that it's in my garage!
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Cars Crime
Many people sing in the car. I do, too, but only when in reverse. I'm just a backup singer.
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Cars Music
What do we want? Racecar noises! When do we want them? NNEEEEOW!
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Cars Kids
A man was outside washing his car with his son. The son said, "Dad, next time can you use a sponge?"
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Cars Classic Relationships
I just invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent. I mean, it goes without saying.
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Cars Science
My friend told me he was addicted to brake fluid, but not to worry because he could stop whenever he wanted.
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Addiction Cars
A frog that's illegally parked becomes toad.
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Animals Cars
Cows wear bells because their horns don't work.
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Animals Cars Classic