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Most people don't realize how hard it is for women to work in the postal service; it's such a mail dominated industry!
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Not all math jokes are bad, just sum.
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Did you know that you're born with four kidneys? But as you get older, two of them turn into adult-knees.
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The Chinese man who invented the camera lens has passed away. Rest in piece, Zoo Min.
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It seems there's a lot of news about bird flu going around, but I thought birds were supposed to fly?
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I met a fireman the other day. He also speaks Spanish. He has two sons named José and Hose B.
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My lettuce got angry with me and said, "Oh kale no!"
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Most people don't realize the angriest nut is the the pissed-achio.
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Is laughing out loud even aloud in Hawaii? Or is more appropriate for just an aloha?
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Never trust a train, they have locomotives.
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I put a tiny picture of USA inside a locket for the 4th of July holiday. I wanted to keep it in da pendant.
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