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I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
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Whenever you meet Death, don't challenge him to a pillow fight unless you're willing to deal with the reaper cushions!
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The last things to stop working when you die is your pupils. They dilate.
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