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People often think of zombies as being rotten and gross. But many of them do use soap, specifically Dawn of The Dead.
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Shopping Halloween Product
Never swipe left on the undead. There's a high chance of being ghosted.
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Fantasy Relationships Technology KingsAndKingdoms Halloween
Vampires love to feed on royalty, they have a nice long bloodline.
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Fantasy Halloween
You can always tell if a ghost is lying because can see right through them.
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Fantasy OneLiner Halloween
Only one kind of monster develops one strength and excludes all else, min-maxataurs.
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Fantasy FunFact Halloween
Zombies stink at writing good music, they only seem to de-compose.
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Fantasy Halloween
Zombies can't dance, they just don't have the soul for it.
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Fantasy FunFact Halloween
Have you heard of vampiric goblins, they are also called hemogoblins
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Fantasy Halloween
Cyclops never seem to agree on anything, they just can't see eye to eye.
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Fantasy Halloween
I went to a halloween party last night dressed as a globe. I didn't talk to anyone, though. I was in my own little world.
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Geography Halloween
The ghost of a chicken is haunting me! I think it's a poultrygeist. I'm going to need an eggsorcist to help this fowl spirit cross to the other side.
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Animals Pun-Ishing Halloween
Why did the vampire suck at art? Because it could only draw blood.
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Culture Halloween