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I tried to print something and then heard music coming from my printer. Turns out it was a paper jam.
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Music Technology
My wife told me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a Believer," then she'd leave me. I thought she was kidding, but then I saw her face.
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Music Relationships
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
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Music
My drummer friend had twin daughters. They were named Anna One, Anna Two
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Classic Kids Music
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
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Classic FoodAndDrinks Music BetterOutLoud
I was asked to stop singing "Wonderwall." I said, "Maybe."
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Culture Music
I was so angry with my son for losing his cello, but I insisted on staying calm and not resort to violins.
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Family Kids Music OneLiner
My friend told me he was afraid of doing a conga line. I told him, "Don't worry. I've got your back."
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Fear Music
A broken drum is the best instrument, it can't be beat.
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Music OneLiner
If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
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Music Work
My wife asked me to stop singing "I'm a Believer" by The Monkees. She said it was annoying her. At first, I thought she was kidding. Then I saw her face....
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Music Relationships
Old McDonald just hired me to help run his farm. I'm the new CIEIO!
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Farm Music Work