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If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
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Music Work
My wife asked me to stop singing "I'm a Believer" by The Monkees. She said it was annoying her. At first, I thought she was kidding. Then I saw her face....
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Music Relationships
Old McDonald just hired me to help run his farm. I'm the new CIEIO!
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Farm Music Work
I created a playlist for the hike I'm going on. It's got music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I'm calling it the Trail Mix.
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FoodAndDrinks Music
My daughter got a whistle, and I warned her to stop using it in the house. Unfortunately she blew it.
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Kids Music
Police arrested a hitman who confessed to killing a cow in a rice field with only porcelan figures. Police say it's the first confirmed case of a knick knack patty wack.
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Crime Music
I saw an emo accopella group yesterday called Self Harmony
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Culture Music
I'm not necessarily a fan of steam punk, but I do think it's the best way to prepare punk.
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FoodAndDrinks Music
Did you know Beethoven had chickens? Yeah, but he got rid of them, because all they would say is, "Bach Bach Bach."
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Animals Music
I found out how Lady Gaga likes her steaks: Raw, raw, raw-raw-raw!
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FoodAndDrinks Music
Many people sing in the car. I do, too, but only when in reverse. I'm just a backup singer.
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Cars Music
Today, I saw a ballerina dancing during her lunch break. I guess she's also a break-dancer.
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Culture Music