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Before they invented crowbars, crows would typically drink alone.
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I think I have an addiction to apples, but I can't seem to find a doctor who will see me.
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My friend told me he was addicted to break fluid. He said to not worry because he could stop anytime he wanted.
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Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a few new faces here this week, and I must say I'm very disappointed.
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My friend told me he was addicted to brake fluid, but not to worry because he could stop whenever he wanted.
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