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I drank a bit too much at a party last night, so I took a cab home.…

I drank a bit too much at a party last night, so I took a cab home. There was a police blockade on the way, but they waved my cab through, to my relief and shock. I've never driven a cab, and I don't even know where I got it, or what to do with it now that it's in my garage!
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