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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I dunno what they laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!
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Clothing Crime Pun-Ishing
I was debating recently about giving up laced shoes for Velcro ones. Then I thought, Why knot?
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Clothing OneLiner
A new shirt I bought was picking up a lot of static electricity. I took it back to the store, and they gave me a new one free of charge.
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Clothing Science
I tripped over my wife's bra last night. It was a booby trap
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Clothing Relationships
I thought maybe psychics wore special pants. Turns out they wear a paranormal pants.
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Clothing Culture
I thought the dryer had been shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refridgerator all along!
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Clothing OneLiner
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Bar Clothing Disability OneLiner
When my wife found my witch and lion plushies in my wardrobe, she asked why they were there. I told her, "It's Narnia business!"
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Books Clothing Relationships Toys
I'm so frustrated with insurance! Someone broke into my home last night, and they stole my blankets! I contacted my insurance company this morning and they told me I would not be covered!
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Clothing Crime
I heard the maker of Velcro died recently. Rip.
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Clothing Funeral OneLiner
When he first proposed the idea of Velcro to manufacturers, he was repeatedly told it would never stick
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Clothing FunFact
I have to say it's been nice to not feel committed to a pair of shoes, where there's no strings attached.
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Clothing OneLiner