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I have a hard time trusting trees. They seem kinda shady.
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OneLiner Plants
I was thinking how weird it would be if trees pooped. Then I got scared because I realized we already have #2 pencils!
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Bathroom Deepthoughts Plants
The one plant you should always look out for is an ambush!
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Fear Plants
You must be careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone my call the crops!
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FoodAndDrinks Plants
My wife got upset with me the other day. She said I never bought her flowers. But to be fair, I didn't know she sold flowers.
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Business Classic Plants Relationships Shopping
You know, getting my kite stuck in a tree isn't the thing I hate the MOST, but it is up there.
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Plants Toys
I heard my herbs would grow faster if I play them music. So I played Elvis Parsely everyday. That was sage advice.
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FoodAndDrinks Plants Pun-Ishing
I had a spruce and an oak that weren't growing. So I took them to the elementree school.
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Learning OneLiner Plants School
Spring is hear! I got so excited I wet my plants!
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Bathroom Plants Time