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With Mother's Day coming up, I noticed they don't make Mom Tarts. They only make Pop Tarts. I thought about this long and hard, and I think this is due to the Pastry-archy.
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I keep asking people what LGBTQ stands for, but so far no one can give me a straight answer
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My wife told the therapist she's sick of me taking everything literally. The therapist asked me, "Do you know what she means?" I said, "Yeah, it's a female pronoun."
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