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I bought a cheese grader for a blind friend. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he's ever read .
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Books Disability
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Bar Clothing Disability OneLiner
My friend is dyslexic. His wife told him she was getting an IUD. He got really upset and said, "If you knew you were going to drink, you shouldn't drive!"
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Crime Disability Relationships
A dyslexic man accidentally sold his soul to Santa.
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Disability Holidays OneLiner
We had another cow with no legs at all. We called her Gound Beef.
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Animals Disability Farm FoodAndDrinks