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Pirates are great at many things, but the Alphabet isn't one of them. They're learn the letters A and B quickly, but they often spend years at C.
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Learning Pirate
I was walking through a store one day when a woman yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?!" I looked at her and said, "I'll do you one better; I know the entire Alphabet!" Everyone thought that was funny, except for one guy.
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Learning Medical Shopping
I told the cat I was going to teach it to speak English. He looked at me and said, "Me? How?"
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Animals Learning
I bought a thesaurus yesterday, but when I got home all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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Books Learning OneLiner Words
Last week I got pulled over. When I asked the cop why, he explained there was a warrant out for my arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia. I knew that didn't sound like an offense, so I said, "Stop! I can explain everything!"
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Crime Learning Technology
Growing up, my school had a cyclops as a teacher. He only had one pupil. (I think you saw where that one was going.)
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Fantasy Learning Pun-Ishing School
Personally, I think a history degree is totally useless - there's no future in it!
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Learning
I swallowed a bunch of synonyms. I got thesaurus throat I ever had
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Learning Medical Words
I had a spruce and an oak that weren't growing. So I took them to the elementree school.
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Learning OneLiner Plants School
I asked about the instructors, and the receptionist told me the instructor is a great teacher - she really bends over backwards for her students.
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Learning Yoga