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Last week I got pulled over. When I asked the cop why, he explained…
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Last week I got pulled over. When I asked the cop why, he explained there was a warrant out for my arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia. I knew that didn't sound like an offense, so I said, "Stop! I can explain everything!"
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