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They're soon going to open a restaurant on the moon! Most think it'll have great food, but no atmosphere.
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Business Space
My wife got upset with me the other day. She said I never bought her flowers. But to be fair, I didn't know she sold flowers.
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Business Classic Plants Relationships Shopping
I tried to start a business selling tiny chairs, but the market for them was too small.
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Business Furniture
I started a business making boats in my attic. Sails are through the roof.
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Boats Business
During an interview, a recruiter asked me about my most disappointing trait. I told him, "I often give up on things before I fi-"
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Business Interview Work
A shopkeeper fought off a robber with just a pricing gun. The police have a suspect in mind. There's a price on his head.
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Business Crime Money
I had an interviewer ask me about my resume. "It says here that you're really fast with math. So tell me what's 81 x 34?" I instantly say, "1462." "No," She replies, "That's wrong." I look at her and say, "But it was fast, though."
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Business Interview Math Work
My boss said HR is going to fire the person in the company with the worst posture. I'm not sure who it's going to be, but I've got a hunch it's me.
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Business Medical
I heard a shampoo company is bringing to market a new full body wash. They're calling it "Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes."
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Business Music Shopping