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I found out why birds fly south for the winter. It's apparently faster than walking.
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Is laughing out loud even aloud in Hawaii? Or is more appropriate for just an aloha?
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Culture Deepthoughts Travel BetterOutLoud
What did the airplane say to the tower as it was landing? What a drag.
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How do you make sure your plans never go south? Go East, West, or North instead.
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FunFact Geography Travel
While touring around Niagara Falls, we spotted a moose. We asked or tour guide if it has a name, but the guide didn't know. So I guess it was an anony-moose.
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Animals Travel
Some people think invisible planes are coming soon, but I just don't see them taking off .
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SciFi Travel
My sail boat was sick, so I took it to the boat doc.
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Medical Travel
If you ever visit Athens, be sure to wake up extra early to beat the crowds, because dawn is tough on Greece.
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Travel World
Do you know what you call a penguin in the middle of the Sahara Desert? Lost.
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A photon checked into a hotel. When the bellhop asked if he had any luggage, the photon replied, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Science Travel
I was at the beach the other day and saw a man screaming in the water, "Help! Shark! Help!" I just laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.
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When I was younger, my dad used to travel a lot. He was a good man, but a terrible basketball player.
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Family Relationships Sports Travel