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Remember: A cow that has given birth is officially de-calf-inated.
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Animals Farm FunFact
I told my daughter she had to go to bed because the cows were sleeping in the fields. She replied, "What's that got to do with anything?" "Because it's pasture bedtime!"
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Animals Classic Family Farm Kids
Old McDonald just hired me to help run his farm. I'm the new CIEIO!
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Farm Music Work
I went to a Doritto farm this weekend. Cool ranch.
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Farm FoodAndDrinks OneLiner
I just bought 50 baby chicks from a farm. They were going cheep!
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Animals Farm Money
A farmer moved his wifi router to his barn. Now he has stable wifi.
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Buildings Farm OneLiner Technology
I grew up on an odd cattle farm. We had one cow that loved horns. She was a moosician.
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Animals Farm Music
We had another cow with no legs at all. We called her Gound Beef.
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Animals Disability Farm FoodAndDrinks
We had one cow with no right legs. We called her Lean Beef.
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Animals Farm FoodAndDrinks