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I dreamed I was a pancake last night. It was awful. I kept tossing and turning!
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We saw a nun sleepwalking down the street the other night. My friend asked, "I wonder what's up with that nun?" I answered, "She's a roaming catholic."
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I had a dream last night that I was drowning in a pool of orange soda. It took a bit to realize it was a Fanta Sea.
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