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I was riding down the road with a friend when we saw a deer with no…

I was riding down the road with a friend when we saw a deer with no eyes. He asked, "Do you know what you call that kind of deer?" I said, "No eye deer." A few miles later, we saw a deer with no eyes and no legs. "Do you know what you call that kind of deer?" He asked. I replied, "Still no eye deer."
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