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A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a…" and he paused for…
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A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a…" and he paused for ten seconds before finishing, "a beer." "Why the big pause?" The bartender asked. "I don't know," said the bear, "I was born with them."
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