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My wife found me looking at bar stools. I told her I couldn't decid…
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My wife found me looking at bar stools. I told her I couldn't decide between the different colors. She asked me why I was going to buy one, and I reminded her the vet asked us to bring a stool sample when we bring the dog tomorrow.
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